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Back Home Again in Indiana

5 Months

5 months is such an explosive age what with all the poop blowing out of the diapers. Too much imagery, you say? Try being the one cleaning it up. I … Continue reading

September 9, 2022 · Leave a comment

4 Months

As this child enters his second quarter of life, I wish I had a quarter for every time he’s spit up. He’s only 4 months old, but I’d already be … Continue reading

August 10, 2022 · Leave a comment

3 Months

This kid is now 3 months old and I keep saying all he does is hit the bottle and sleep it off, but that’s really not fair to him because … Continue reading

July 5, 2022 · Leave a comment

2 Months

Guess who’s finally gaining weight!  This child refused to gain so much as an ounce for the first four weeks of his life which, while stressful, was part of my … Continue reading

May 31, 2022 · 2 Comments

One Month

Remember that time I was hella convinced I was having a girl and it turned out to be a boy? You just can’t trust the internet anymore. This kid’s been … Continue reading

April 29, 2022 · Leave a comment

The Final Countdown

We’re 4 days away from having two kids in this house which is wild because it’s been 6 years and we’re still not sure how the one got here. This … Continue reading

March 24, 2022 · Leave a comment

6(ish) Down, 3(ish) To Go

This is when I start to really regret getting rid of all things baby/maternity when we moved 2 years ago. I mean, I’ve been regretting it since I peed on … Continue reading

January 26, 2022 · Leave a comment

New Vacuum Day

There comes a time in every vacuum’s life when it starts to suck, but not in the way it’s supposed to. And that time is a stressful time as your … Continue reading

January 11, 2022 · Leave a comment

He Made Us

He made us sunny side up eggs in bacon grease. And then when we realized he actually was a short order cook, he made us eggs over hard in bacon … Continue reading

December 16, 2021 · Leave a comment

Two Much Knowledge

The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading

December 8, 2021 · Leave a comment