11 Months
This child accomplished absolutely nothing last month but really doubled down this month. It’s a real possibility he, too, procrastinates for weeks on end and then churns everything out in … Continue reading
10 Months
It’s taken me entirely too long to write this update, but that’s only because I’m a terrible mother. And to prove it, I’m going to place the blame squarely on … Continue reading
9 Months
For his 9 month update, Oliver asked if he could put together a list of 9 reasons why he’s the best baby. It seemed egotistical at best and straight up … Continue reading
8 Months
Everyone with multiple kids tells you each kid is wildly different. You hear this from enough different people that you believe it before you’re in it, and then once you’re … Continue reading
7 Months
I read that around age 6 is when kids stop buying into your nonsense, and with Boogs that has definitely proved true. With Oliver, however, he’s ahead of the curve. … Continue reading
6 Months
We have truly outdone ourselves and kept this child alive for half a year! The celebration included donuts for those of us with teeth and banana for those of us … Continue reading
5 Months
5 months is such an explosive age what with all the poop blowing out of the diapers. Too much imagery, you say? Try being the one cleaning it up. I … Continue reading
4 Months
As this child enters his second quarter of life, I wish I had a quarter for every time he’s spit up. He’s only 4 months old, but I’d already be … Continue reading
3 Months
This kid is now 3 months old and I keep saying all he does is hit the bottle and sleep it off, but that’s really not fair to him because … Continue reading
2 Months
Guess who’s finally gaining weight! This child refused to gain so much as an ounce for the first four weeks of his life which, while stressful, was part of my … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 