Soybeans, Too

Back Home Again in Indiana


One is when you’re considered old enough to stay home and babysit grandma while the rest of your family goes to New York for spring break. Forget toys – the … Continue reading

April 28, 2023 · Leave a comment

11 Months

This child accomplished absolutely nothing last month but really doubled down this month. It’s a real possibility he, too, procrastinates for weeks on end and then churns everything out in … Continue reading

March 18, 2023 · Leave a comment

10 Months

It’s taken me entirely too long to write this update, but that’s only because I’m a terrible mother. And to prove it, I’m going to place the blame squarely on … Continue reading

February 17, 2023 · Leave a comment

9 Months

For his 9 month update, Oliver asked if he could put together a list of 9 reasons why he’s the best baby. It seemed egotistical at best and straight up … Continue reading

January 11, 2023 · Leave a comment

8 Months

Everyone with multiple kids tells you each kid is wildly different. You hear this from enough different people that you believe it before you’re in it, and then once you’re … Continue reading

December 8, 2022 · Leave a comment

7 Months

I read that around age 6 is when kids stop buying into your nonsense, and with Boogs that has definitely proved true. With Oliver, however, he’s ahead of the curve. … Continue reading

November 9, 2022 · Leave a comment

6 Months

We have truly outdone ourselves and kept this child alive for half a year! The celebration included donuts for those of us with teeth and banana for those of us … Continue reading

October 10, 2022 · Leave a comment

5 Months

5 months is such an explosive age what with all the poop blowing out of the diapers. Too much imagery, you say? Try being the one cleaning it up. I … Continue reading

September 9, 2022 · Leave a comment

4 Months

As this child enters his second quarter of life, I wish I had a quarter for every time he’s spit up. He’s only 4 months old, but I’d already be … Continue reading

August 10, 2022 · Leave a comment

3 Months

This kid is now 3 months old and I keep saying all he does is hit the bottle and sleep it off, but that’s really not fair to him because … Continue reading

July 5, 2022 · Leave a comment