Soybeans, Too

Back Home Again in Indiana

Happy Halloween

Dear Indiana Residents,

I realize you’re all sorts of upset over trick or treating being moved to tomorrow night. I realize it’s akin to starting Christmas before Thanksgiving on the WHY ARE YOU RUINING THE WORLD?!?!? scale. But when there’s severe weather in the forecast, you play it safe. Trust me.


A Former Joplin, Missouri Resident




P.S. If any of you jerks start with Christmas shemoligan tomorrow, I will straight up throat punch you.



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This entry was posted on October 31, 2013 by in Uncategorized.
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