It’s A Hufflepuff Life
Me: So I was talking to Jay Z today. . . .
Jesse: What?
Me: Wouldn’t that be badass if that was our life? Like I legit was gchatting with Jay Z?
Jesse: Seriously. What?
Me: I had Hard Knock Life in my head.
Jesse: *It’s a Hufflepuff life. . .for us*
Me: I’m a Hufflepuff. Even though it’s the loser house.
Jesse: Is that why Poochie’s always like, (disgusted voice) “You’re a Hufflepuff”?
Me: Yeah.
Jesse: What’s she?
Me: Ravenclaw. They’re the nerds. Megan’s Slytherin.
Jesse: They’re evil, right?
Me: Yep. She’s proud of it though. She’s probably fluent in parseltongue.
Jesse: What the hell?
Me: She can talk to snakes.
Jesse: ::blank stare:: *It’s a Hufflepuff life. . .for us*
Soybeans, Too 