What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Rediscovered Ace of Base. Life is worth living again.
Turned ourselves into real Hoosiers at our first Pacers game. It was preceded by a networking event that was a bigger waste of time than the Bears’ season.
I now know what it’s like to be a bird at a basketball game.
Got a water softener. Game changer.
Hung crap on the walls. I know. It’s only in the guest room, though, so let’s all calm down.
Went shopping and instead of my usual dressing room meltdown, walked out with merchandise they pretty much paid me to take. 8 cents short of the gift card value for the win.
Dominated fantasy. And by dominated, I mean 2nd place. It still ended in cash money and bragging rights so suck it.
Go ahead. Soak it in.
Discovered the wonder that is French press coffee. Thanks for telling me about it sooner, you guys.
Went to Super Target for the first time in 45 months. It’s still the mother ship.
Hung out with Kevin.
#yobogoya
Literally danced for joy when the Seahawks beat the Packers. Let’s not talk about the Colts.
Soybeans, Too 