Back Home Again in Indiana
Jesse: How do you think you say Marconi’s first name?
Shows me “Guglielmo” in some article he’s reading
Me: Listen. I’m in radio, okay? I know these things. Gigolo Marconi’s always the first answer to the interview.
Jesse: Gigolo Marconi.
Me: He invented the radio so he could talk to all his hos at once.
Jesse: puts phone back in front of face
And this is why we’re not homeschooling.