One Month
Remember that time I was hella convinced I was having a girl and it turned out to be a boy? You just can’t trust the internet anymore.
This kid’s been on the outside for just over a month now and has wasted no time making his preferences known.
Likes include:
Passing out mid bottle
The pediatrician (I assume. Wanting to see the man weekly is the only reason I can come up with for his refusal to gain weight the first 4 weeks.)
The ceiling fan
Taking naps on Dad
His pacifier
Dislikes include:
Baths
Naps not on Dad
The hiccups
His pacifier
Yes, his pacifier made both lists. Decisiveness isn’t a skill babies master until 2 months.
Soybeans, Too 