10 Months
It’s taken me entirely too long to write this update, but that’s only because I’m a terrible mother. And to prove it, I’m going to place the blame squarely on this child for doing absolutely nothing interesting in the last month. There’s been no crawling, no walking, no teeth. He has done absolutely nothing other than shake his head no and eat pizza crust and graham crackers. Oh wait. Is that what passes for interesting at this age?
I guess to be fair, he’s also mastered the art of sleeping on his stomach and waking up in a puddle of pee. I never said we were proud of all his accomplishments.
He also returned to the Children’s Museum and experienced his first e-learning day, during which we learned he’s beyond useless as a co-worker. But he’s also beyond cute, and as studies have shown, that allows you to get away with a shocking amount of uselessness.
Soybeans, Too 