First Trimester (Lucy Remix)
The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading
Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
2020: The Year We Can’t Win
After 4 months of being home with me, Boogs went back to school yesterday. It wasn’t an easy decision, but it was a decision that confirmed what I’d been suspecting … Continue reading
Mom Brain
I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading
On Mondays and Grown Men: A TED Talk
You know those weird people who love Mondays? It’s me. I’m weird people. I like Monday because it’s a fresh start. The disaster I was last week no longer exists. … Continue reading
Oh, Hey
I once read in a blog that when a blogger disappears for awhile, it’s because she’s pregnant. Luckily I’m not a real blogger so I’m not pregnant (although I did … Continue reading
The Morning Routine
If you believe the internet – and you should because it’s rarely wrong – a solid morning routine can change your life. And while I’d love to be one of … Continue reading
4 Totally Real Ways to Get Your Life Together
Deep in my dark, empty soul I truly feel I am beyond transparent about what a hot mess of a human I am. However, I’ve had a few instances of … Continue reading
Outsmarted by a 3 Year Old
Last year, we got Boogs an indoor sports game thing that has soccer, basketball, and bowling. Over the five bowling pins are different shapes, each a different color and numbered … Continue reading
