5 Months
5 months is such an explosive age what with all the poop blowing out of the diapers. Too much imagery, you say? Try being the one cleaning it up. I … Continue reading
4 Months
As this child enters his second quarter of life, I wish I had a quarter for every time he’s spit up. He’s only 4 months old, but I’d already be … Continue reading
3 Months
This kid is now 3 months old and I keep saying all he does is hit the bottle and sleep it off, but that’s really not fair to him because … Continue reading
2 Months
Guess who’s finally gaining weight! This child refused to gain so much as an ounce for the first four weeks of his life which, while stressful, was part of my … Continue reading
One Month
Remember that time I was hella convinced I was having a girl and it turned out to be a boy? You just can’t trust the internet anymore. This kid’s been … Continue reading
The Final Countdown
We’re 4 days away from having two kids in this house which is wild because it’s been 6 years and we’re still not sure how the one got here. This … Continue reading
6(ish) Down, 3(ish) To Go
This is when I start to really regret getting rid of all things baby/maternity when we moved 2 years ago. I mean, I’ve been regretting it since I peed on … Continue reading
Two Much Knowledge
The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading
And Then He Was 6
Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week. Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading
First Trimester (Lucy Remix)
The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 