6(ish) Down, 3(ish) To Go
This is when I start to really regret getting rid of all things baby/maternity when we moved 2 years ago. I mean, I’ve been regretting it since I peed on … Continue reading
Two Much Knowledge
The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading
And Then He Was 6
Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week. Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading
First Trimester (Lucy Remix)
The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading
Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
2020: The Year We Can’t Win
After 4 months of being home with me, Boogs went back to school yesterday. It wasn’t an easy decision, but it was a decision that confirmed what I’d been suspecting … Continue reading
Mom Brain
I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading
On Mondays and Grown Men: A TED Talk
You know those weird people who love Mondays? It’s me. I’m weird people. I like Monday because it’s a fresh start. The disaster I was last week no longer exists. … Continue reading
Oh, Hey
I once read in a blog that when a blogger disappears for awhile, it’s because she’s pregnant. Luckily I’m not a real blogger so I’m not pregnant (although I did … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 