Mom Brain
I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading
On Mondays and Grown Men: A TED Talk
You know those weird people who love Mondays? It’s me. I’m weird people. I like Monday because it’s a fresh start. The disaster I was last week no longer exists. … Continue reading
Oh, Hey
I once read in a blog that when a blogger disappears for awhile, it’s because she’s pregnant. Luckily I’m not a real blogger so I’m not pregnant (although I did … Continue reading
The Morning Routine
If you believe the internet – and you should because it’s rarely wrong – a solid morning routine can change your life. And while I’d love to be one of … Continue reading
4 Totally Real Ways to Get Your Life Together
Deep in my dark, empty soul I truly feel I am beyond transparent about what a hot mess of a human I am. However, I’ve had a few instances of … Continue reading
Outsmarted by a 3 Year Old
Last year, we got Boogs an indoor sports game thing that has soccer, basketball, and bowling. Over the five bowling pins are different shapes, each a different color and numbered … Continue reading
The Paci
I wasn’t even going to do a pacifier (and Lord knows I was not going to call it a paci). Everything I read while I was knocked up talked about … Continue reading
Nothing Is Safe
I have a vague recollection of my mom sending my sisters and me upstairs to clean out the toy box, and instead of actually going through the toys, we just … Continue reading
Sweet Screams Are Made of This
I did it, you guys. I finally figured out how to make weekday mornings less chaotic: you get up at 4 in the am. How do you make yourself actually … Continue reading
