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Category Archives: mom life

First Trimester (Lucy Remix)

The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading

October 15, 2021 · Leave a comment

Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2

If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading

October 1, 2021 · Leave a comment

The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten

Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading

August 16, 2021 · Leave a comment

2020: The Year We Can’t Win

After 4 months of being home with me, Boogs went back to school yesterday. It wasn’t an easy decision, but it was a decision that confirmed what I’d been suspecting … Continue reading

July 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

Mom Brain

I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading

January 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

On Mondays and Grown Men: A TED Talk

You know those weird people who love Mondays? It’s me. I’m weird people. I like Monday because it’s a fresh start. The disaster I was last week no longer exists. … Continue reading

November 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Oh, Hey

I once read in a blog that when a blogger disappears for awhile, it’s because she’s pregnant. Luckily I’m not a real blogger so I’m not pregnant (although I did … Continue reading

October 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

The Morning Routine

If you believe the internet – and you should because it’s rarely wrong – a solid morning routine can change your life. And while I’d love to be one of … Continue reading

July 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

4 Totally Real Ways to Get Your Life Together

Deep in my dark, empty soul I truly feel I am beyond transparent about what a hot mess of a human I am. However, I’ve had a few instances of … Continue reading

March 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Outsmarted by a 3 Year Old

Last year, we got Boogs an indoor sports game thing that has soccer, basketball, and bowling. Over the five bowling pins are different shapes, each a different color and numbered … Continue reading

March 21, 2019 · Leave a comment