He Made Us
He made us sunny side up eggs in bacon grease. And then when we realized he actually was a short order cook, he made us eggs over hard in bacon … Continue reading
First Trimester (Lucy Remix)
The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
Frankie Says Relax
If there’s one thing 2020 taught me, it’s that I cannot be trusted to know what I need. Every ounce of my being can be crying out for a break, … Continue reading
The 2020 Make Good
I don’t know about you, but I spent most of 2020 drowning in a sea of failure. While other people learned new tricks and built new businesses, I spent my … Continue reading
7 Years
Yesterday marked 7 years that I’ve been with Entercom turned Cumulus Indianapolis. Seven. YEARS. And I realize it’s typically the anniversaries that end in 5 or 0 that make us … Continue reading
The Responsible Ones
I was born responsible. Like raised myself and my sisters while our parents were off on their benders responsible. (Nothing about that statement is accurate other than I have sisters, … Continue reading
What I’ll Miss
This morning I voice tracked two shows in my closet while answering 896 questions re the power going out the other night and crossing my fingers the loudly rustling paper … Continue reading
Deuces, 2019
I’m an alarmingly routine person. Like same thing for breakfast every day for at least the past 7 years alarmingly routine person. So when I rolled into work last week … Continue reading
36
I turned 36 last week. Thirty. Six. An age 16 year old me never saw coming. Not that 16 year old me was battling any illnesses or engaging in any … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 