One Month
Remember that time I was hella convinced I was having a girl and it turned out to be a boy? You just can’t trust the internet anymore. This kid’s been … Continue reading
The Final Countdown
We’re 4 days away from having two kids in this house which is wild because it’s been 6 years and we’re still not sure how the one got here. This … Continue reading
6(ish) Down, 3(ish) To Go
This is when I start to really regret getting rid of all things baby/maternity when we moved 2 years ago. I mean, I’ve been regretting it since I peed on … Continue reading
New Vacuum Day
There comes a time in every vacuum’s life when it starts to suck, but not in the way it’s supposed to. And that time is a stressful time as your … Continue reading
He Made Us
He made us sunny side up eggs in bacon grease. And then when we realized he actually was a short order cook, he made us eggs over hard in bacon … Continue reading
Two Much Knowledge
The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading
And Then He Was 6
Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week. Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading
First Trimester (Lucy Remix)
The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading
Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 