He Made Us
He made us sunny side up eggs in bacon grease. And then when we realized he actually was a short order cook, he made us eggs over hard in bacon … Continue reading
Two Much Knowledge
The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading
And Then He Was 6
Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week. Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading
First Trimester (Lucy Remix)
The best part of being preggers is popping that kid out which is, of course, not being preggers. And yet it counts. But the second best part of being preggers … Continue reading
Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
Frankie Says Relax
If there’s one thing 2020 taught me, it’s that I cannot be trusted to know what I need. Every ounce of my being can be crying out for a break, … Continue reading
The 2020 Make Good
I don’t know about you, but I spent most of 2020 drowning in a sea of failure. While other people learned new tricks and built new businesses, I spent my … Continue reading
I Said What I Said
Since the world’s currently severely lacking in debate (especially today), I thought I’d go ahead and start a few. 1. Fluffy towels are overrated. Every single fluffy towel I’ve encountered … Continue reading
The Dishes
It started with the cheeseboard. I upgraded us from a random platter and knife to an actual cheeseboard and cheese knives. It middled with Sur La Table and Whole Foods … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 