5 Months
5 months is such an explosive age what with all the poop blowing out of the diapers. Too much imagery, you say? Try being the one cleaning it up. I … Continue reading
4 Months
As this child enters his second quarter of life, I wish I had a quarter for every time he’s spit up. He’s only 4 months old, but I’d already be … Continue reading
3 Months
This kid is now 3 months old and I keep saying all he does is hit the bottle and sleep it off, but that’s really not fair to him because … Continue reading
One Month
Remember that time I was hella convinced I was having a girl and it turned out to be a boy? You just can’t trust the internet anymore. This kid’s been … Continue reading
And Then He Was 6
Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week. Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading
Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
2020: The Year We Can’t Win
After 4 months of being home with me, Boogs went back to school yesterday. It wasn’t an easy decision, but it was a decision that confirmed what I’d been suspecting … Continue reading
Outsmarted by a 3 Year Old
Last year, we got Boogs an indoor sports game thing that has soccer, basketball, and bowling. Over the five bowling pins are different shapes, each a different color and numbered … Continue reading
The Paci
I wasn’t even going to do a pacifier (and Lord knows I was not going to call it a paci). Everything I read while I was knocked up talked about … Continue reading
Sweet Screams Are Made of This
I did it, you guys. I finally figured out how to make weekday mornings less chaotic: you get up at 4 in the am. How do you make yourself actually … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 