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The Earrings

When I was in high school, my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoop earrings for Christmas, and because Regina George wasn’t around to claim hoop … Continue reading

January 15, 2020 · Leave a comment

2019: Year of the Kept Housewife

I realize we still have two full weeks until Christmas, but as a planner I’m already thinking about New Year’s resolutions. Of course, as a sucker for self help/personal development/whatever … Continue reading

December 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

10 Year Beariversary

Before Jesse and I got married and had a kid, we used to do wild and crazy things like on a whim, drive up to Asheville to have lunch at … Continue reading

November 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

Birthday Boy

When I married this man for his Social Security, I had no idea it would kick in so quickly. But here we are celebrating his 96th birthday with a feast … Continue reading

February 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

The (Little) Clinic

Hi. My name is Jenn, and I married a paranoid hypochondriac. When Jesse was a child, his parents allowed him to watch shows like Rescue 911. He is the last … Continue reading

December 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

The Trash

Things men rarely do: take out the trash. If you’ve never lived with a man, you think I’m 50 shades of high drunk right now because society would have you … Continue reading

August 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Conversations with The Husband

Jesse: The only difference between me and Will Ferrel is he gets paid 2 million dollars to do this (say absurd things). Me: Yes. That’s the only difference. Jesse: (while … Continue reading

July 27, 2017 · Leave a comment