The Earrings
When I was in high school, my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoop earrings for Christmas, and because Regina George wasn’t around to claim hoop … Continue reading
2019: Year of the Kept Housewife
I realize we still have two full weeks until Christmas, but as a planner I’m already thinking about New Year’s resolutions. Of course, as a sucker for self help/personal development/whatever … Continue reading
10 Year Beariversary
Before Jesse and I got married and had a kid, we used to do wild and crazy things like on a whim, drive up to Asheville to have lunch at … Continue reading
Birthday Boy
When I married this man for his Social Security, I had no idea it would kick in so quickly. But here we are celebrating his 96th birthday with a feast … Continue reading
The (Little) Clinic
Hi. My name is Jenn, and I married a paranoid hypochondriac. When Jesse was a child, his parents allowed him to watch shows like Rescue 911. He is the last … Continue reading
The Trash
Things men rarely do: take out the trash. If you’ve never lived with a man, you think I’m 50 shades of high drunk right now because society would have you … Continue reading
Conversations with The Husband
Jesse: The only difference between me and Will Ferrel is he gets paid 2 million dollars to do this (say absurd things). Me: Yes. That’s the only difference. Jesse: (while … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 