Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
Mom Brain
I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading
Sweet Screams Are Made of This
I did it, you guys. I finally figured out how to make weekday mornings less chaotic: you get up at 4 in the am. How do you make yourself actually … Continue reading
Too Early
Boogser has been waking up at 5:18 on the dot every morning for the past 5 mornings (not that I’m keeping track) and around then or earlier for the past … Continue reading
Three
3 is no longer calling peanut butter “bunga”, but it’s still saying “him” and “her” instead of “he” and “she”. 3 is belting out the parts of the songs you … Continue reading
I Was Dumb
When I was preggers I had so many thoughts on what type of mom I would be. I would make my own baby food, I would breastfeed for a year, … Continue reading
The End Is Near
Jesse faux graduated last weekend, and he’ll be done faux real on the 19th. It’s been a hella long 20 months and while I’m ecstatic my grad school widow/single mom … Continue reading
Dinner with a Toddler
For Christmas, I surprised Jesse with Foo Fighters tickets he had to buy himself because he’s better at stalking the on sale than I am. Needless to say he never … Continue reading
Potty Time
I had such a good blog post going in my head as I was falling asleep last night, but now I remember exactly none of it. These are the hazards … Continue reading
