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Two Much Knowledge

The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading

December 8, 2021 · Leave a comment

And Then He Was 6

Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week.  Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading

November 18, 2021 · Leave a comment

Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2

If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading

October 1, 2021 · Leave a comment

The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten

Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading

August 16, 2021 · Leave a comment

Mom Brain

I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading

January 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

Sweet Screams Are Made of This

I did it, you guys. I finally figured out how to make weekday mornings less chaotic: you get up at 4 in the am. How do you make yourself actually … Continue reading

January 23, 2019 · 1 Comment

Too Early

Boogser has been waking up at 5:18 on the dot every morning for the past 5 mornings (not that I’m keeping track) and around then or earlier for the past … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · 1 Comment

Three

3 is no longer calling peanut butter “bunga”, but it’s still saying “him” and “her” instead of “he” and “she”. 3 is belting out the parts of the songs you … Continue reading

November 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

I Was Dumb

When I was preggers I had so many thoughts on what type of mom I would be. I would make my own baby food, I would breastfeed for a year, … Continue reading

September 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

The End Is Near

Jesse faux graduated last weekend, and he’ll be done faux real on the 19th. It’s been a hella long 20 months and while I’m ecstatic my grad school widow/single mom … Continue reading

August 10, 2018 · Leave a comment