5 Months
5 months is such an explosive age what with all the poop blowing out of the diapers. Too much imagery, you say? Try being the one cleaning it up. I … Continue reading
4 Months
As this child enters his second quarter of life, I wish I had a quarter for every time he’s spit up. He’s only 4 months old, but I’d already be … Continue reading
3 Months
This kid is now 3 months old and I keep saying all he does is hit the bottle and sleep it off, but that’s really not fair to him because … Continue reading
Two Much Knowledge
The problem with popping out your first child is you know nothing. The problem with popping out your second child is you know too much. I distinctly remember thinking while … Continue reading
And Then He Was 6
Without asking if it was okay (it wasn’t), this dude surpassed one hand and turned 6 last week. Six is such a wild age because it’s so big, but it’s … Continue reading
Surprise Tiny Human: Round 2
If this breaking news surprised the hell out of you, imagine how we felt. I peed on 3 sticks and was still shocked when the ultrasound showed a baby in … Continue reading
The One Where He Goes to Kindergarten
Boogser started kindergarten last week, and I have feelings. But I quit therapy for a reason so instead let’s delve into my thoughts. Like how is he legally able to … Continue reading
Mom Brain
I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading
Sweet Screams Are Made of This
I did it, you guys. I finally figured out how to make weekday mornings less chaotic: you get up at 4 in the am. How do you make yourself actually … Continue reading
Too Early
Boogser has been waking up at 5:18 on the dot every morning for the past 5 mornings (not that I’m keeping track) and around then or earlier for the past … Continue reading
Soybeans, Too 