2020: The Year We Can’t Win
After 4 months of being home with me, Boogs went back to school yesterday. It wasn’t an easy decision, but it was a decision that confirmed what I’d been suspecting … Continue reading
Mom Brain
I was getting ready the other morning when Jesse walked into the bathroom to ask me what channel Shimmer & Shine is on. Without hesitating I told him Nick Jr, … Continue reading
4 Totally Real Ways to Get Your Life Together
Deep in my dark, empty soul I truly feel I am beyond transparent about what a hot mess of a human I am. However, I’ve had a few instances of … Continue reading
Outsmarted by a 3 Year Old
Last year, we got Boogs an indoor sports game thing that has soccer, basketball, and bowling. Over the five bowling pins are different shapes, each a different color and numbered … Continue reading
The Paci
I wasn’t even going to do a pacifier (and Lord knows I was not going to call it a paci). Everything I read while I was knocked up talked about … Continue reading
Nothing Is Safe
I have a vague recollection of my mom sending my sisters and me upstairs to clean out the toy box, and instead of actually going through the toys, we just … Continue reading
Sweet Screams Are Made of This
I did it, you guys. I finally figured out how to make weekday mornings less chaotic: you get up at 4 in the am. How do you make yourself actually … Continue reading
Too Early
Boogser has been waking up at 5:18 on the dot every morning for the past 5 mornings (not that I’m keeping track) and around then or earlier for the past … Continue reading
Sick and Tired
When you really think about it, it’s a miracle my child is still alive – he eats nothing but carbs, he never pays attention to where he’s walking, and I … Continue reading
I Was Dumb
When I was preggers I had so many thoughts on what type of mom I would be. I would make my own baby food, I would breastfeed for a year, … Continue reading